I legit feel like hot microwaved garbage and my dad made fun of my bright lipstick, but not too bad all things considered…

Greetings! I feel like it’s been forever since I posted but in reality, it’s only been two days. Two extremely long, eventful days. I have some friends in town this weekend unexpectedly. They’re “refugees” from Hurricane Irma, and I thank all the gods that they had the forethought to get out early. I’d be so…

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Good news for my Canadian readers (do I have those? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?): Ulta Beauty, my personal favorite place to spend my paychecks, is now delivering to Canada! I don’t know much about international shipping because I don’t buy many things from companies outside of the US (except for K-beauty, obvs), but I guess they’re…

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Despite me being a makeup junkie there is room in my life for other things. If you’ve looked closely at the sidebar on this blog you’ll see a Goodreads widget. This is because I also obsessively collect and read books. I will read just about anything: classic literature, horror, YA, self-help, historical fiction (also nonfiction),…

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I love masks. So. So. Much. Sheet masks, pot masks, tube masks. Clay, egg white, mud. Doesn’t matter, I love them all. I wanted to talk about my recent favorites since I haven’t written much about skin care. Perfectly Posh Go West Detoxifying mask    This is a relatively new mask in my collection and…

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So it’s Labor Day weekend here in the US and since I know you’re not here for a history lesson I’ll spare you the stories about the fight for the five-day work week and workplace safety measures after the Triangle fire. We’ll talk about makeup instead, and some of the glorious sales happening this weekend.…

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I’m not even joking. This shit is magic.   I had never heard of it until I started watching this YouTube channel called Beauty News, which involves two gloriously foul-mouthed Aussie chicks talking about the latest in beauty news. I adore them. They also have individual channels and they both swear by this stuff so…

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