first impressions

Dan and I are home in Rochester this weekend spending time with family. Today was our baby niece’s first birthday party, so I had to look cute. What’s on my face: Primer – First Aid Beauty Hello FAB Coconut Skin Smoothie Priming Moisturizer Foundation – CoverGirl TruBlend Matte Made Foundation in M10 Golden Natural Concealer…

Read more MOTD: family event edition

I don’t wanna work, I just wanna sleep in my bed all day… I know that’s not how the song goes, but that’s what’s in my heart so I’m going to sing it that way. Because today is the Mondayest of Tuesdays and I had a bunch of dumb meetings that required being on camera,…

Read more MOTD: Procrastination edition

It’s been a long time since I did any kind of unboxing here; it’s not an unboxing blog, but when I get something new I like to share it. And for some unknown reason, this month I decided to sign up for the Allure Beauty Box. I don’t read Allure. I haven’t read “beauty” magazines…

Read more Allure Beauty Box: August 2018

So, it’s my birthday. I’m 36 today. I feel old af while simultaneously feeling like I can’t possibly be over 30. I’m not feeling too great and didn’t have anything planned today, but I decided to put on makeup. Not a full face, but enough to make me feel more like a human. La Roche…

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I hate shaving almost as much as I hate washing my brushes. It’s just so time-consuming, and because I’m a huge klutz and my legs are usually covered in bruises and/or scrapes, it’s occasionally also painful. But I don’t like walking around with hairy man legs, so it’s something I suffer through. I’ve been using…

Read more Who wants an awesome cheap razor?

Today I want to talk about something I’ve never mentioned before. Just kidding guys… I’ve talked about this approximately 20 times already. It’s my brushes. And how I HATE washing them. It is a chore devised by Satan to test the sanity and patience of otherwise rational people. So I buy new ones. Which results…

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