July 2018

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So, it’s my birthday. I’m 36 today. I feel old af while simultaneously feeling like I can’t possibly be over 30. I’m not feeling too great and didn’t have anything planned today, but I decided to put on makeup. Not a full face, but enough to make me feel more like a human. La Roche…

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I don’t normally post my daily makeup (mostly because I don’t wear makeup every day), but I really like the way today’s turned out. I was going for a natural look since I was just working and then picking Dan up from the train station. On my face: Benefit Cosmetics Hello Happy Foundation, shade 4…

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I hate shaving almost as much as I hate washing my brushes. It’s just so time-consuming, and because I’m a huge klutz and my legs are usually covered in bruises and/or scrapes, it’s occasionally also painful. But I don’t like walking around with hairy man legs, so it’s something I suffer through. I’ve been using…

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By now I’m sure you’ve heard that beautyblender launched a foundation. It’s vegan and (supposedly) full coverage, matte, long wearing and good for all skin types. It’s also exclusive to Sephora. I have some thoughts. Because I’m me, and of course. First of all, why are there 25 shades of light/medium, and 7 tan/deep shades?…

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So my Pride weekend is over and my wifey had an awesome bachelorette party. We drank, we danced, we ate many things. We also got her wedding suit. Yay productivity. I feel like I got hit by a truck. My mission as Best Lady was to ensure a fabulous, fun filled weekend for the bride,…

Read more I’m too old for this shit.