Christmas Dad jokes

It’s Blogmas day 9! I’m not even running out of ideas yet!

My stepdad is the king of bad dad jokes. He’s been the standard by which I judge all other dads when they tell jokes.

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The King of Dad Jokes

So when I started to come across Christmas dad jokes I knew I had to do a post about it, in honor of my own dad. These jokes are compiled from other sites, and I’ll credit them below. So, without further ado, some bad Christmas dad jokes:

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Poleish

Why is it cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrrr.

What do snowmen do on the weekends? Just chill.

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.

How can you tell the difference between a snow man and snow woman? Snow balls.

What kind of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.

What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren.

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.

What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? Hornaments.

How does Darth Vader like his Christmas cookies? On the dark side.

What do you call a smelly Santa? Farter Christmas.

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elfis Presley.

Thank you to Buzzfeed, Heart Harmony Communications and Bad Dad Jokes for the inspiration!

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